Hey!
So this past week has been kind of
long a dreary, but I’m surviving and still having a good time here at the ole'
CCM.
So to start off, Elder Parks and I
got made Zone Leaders here. It's pretty cool being a ZL. I've had the
opportunity to counsel a few of the newer missionaries and so far I've really
enjoyed the opportunity. I love teaching other missionaries about things because
it helps me see what I need to learn more of. If you know something well, you
should be able to summarize it.
On Sunday night we had a new Zone
Leader training meeting up at the Wyview chapel and we saw an Elder completely
snap. But before that, let’s get a little background info on this crazy guy.
So as a zone, we have a secret way
to mix all the drinks in the Cafeteria that make it into a rainbow drink. Like
all the colors of the rainbow in a cup and they don't mix. It's pretty cool.
Well this elder saw my drink, and went a bit nuts. He started getting all
excited and trying to figure out what it was. I said it was a zone secret, and
he tried to get it out of me and I wouldn't tell him. So instead, I saw his
skinny little arm cross my vision, and start touching my cup. Like he had his
elbow in my mashed potatoes! And he kept pointing at the colors and asking what
it was and wouldn't leave. So we told him that it came out in a rainbow on the
other side of the drink fountain; which was a lie. But was still funny. He went
prancing over to the other side to check, but was disappointed when he realized
that everything is the same of that side as on the other. So I thought he had
given up. However, three minutes later I see his skinny mash covered elbow
shoot across my food tray and grab my rainbow drink. He then proceeded to
declare that he would be able to smell it, and put his nose right in the cup.
It touched the liquid. It came out dripping with rainbow drinky goodness.
I decided I didn't want it anymore.
So there's the preface to the crazy
guy.
Now let’s fast forward to the new
ZL meeting. He walks in late with his comp and sits right next to us. The
teacher directing the meeting was talking about being a mission president in
Argentina. For anyone that knows Jackson Ostler, it was his old mission
president. Any who, the teacher was talking about how good the fruit is in Argentina. He was in the midst of talking about the street fruit stands, when
the crazy elder raised his hand with a question. He first stated that he didn't
want to be rude, but he wanted to know how fruit stands were important at all
to us being trained as zone leaders and sister training leaders. The teacher
said he was just telling stories while he waited for everyone to arrive.
Five minutes later the crazy guy
had yet another question. The question started off like this.
Crazy Guy: "So as I’ve been
sitting here, I noticed a few really cute sisters walk in. I'm assuming that
since they're here that they're sister missionaries. I'm a missionary so I
won't do anything, but If I wasn't then who knows? I might go for
something." Ok totes awks suspended.
CG: "So my question is, how
will you know when everyone gets here?"
Teacher: "I won't, I'll just
have to hope that everyone is here when I start."
CG: "So do you think that if
you listened to the spirit, that it would tell you? Do you think that maybe If
you had the spirit with you, that It would be telling you to start this meeting
instead of me having to tell you for it?"
Sooo.... that was a really
uncomfortable thing to have happen during a zone meeting haha. The teacher
started the meeting, and started talking about how we need to love the new
incoming missionaries because they'll probably be nervous and stuff. Right
then, crazy guy lifts his hand.
CG: "so I promised my
companion that I wouldn't speak again but.."
Teacher: "well you broke your
promise! You broke your promise."
CG: "I did, but I just wanted
to say that, everything that you just said, everything that just came out of
your mouth, was just like me, and my district, and we just wanted to know, like
what did the presidency say this morning, because I know there was a meeting,
and it was important, but like, what happened yesterday?" His question
made no sense.
The teacher just looked at him and
said we'd get to that, just sit quietly and listen. At this point, crazy guy's
comp is quietly whispering for him to shut up. I look back at our training
manual, and I see the same skinny, now clean of mash, elbow flit into view. His
hand grabs my book and I hear a voice tell me to bring it over closer to him so
that he and his comp can see.
Elder Harrison was starting to get
annoyed.
The teacher started off on a
tangent saying how the Hermanas always wear shoes that hurt their feet. Crazy
guy decided that he had more to say.
CG raises hand
Teacher looks at him, and tells him
to hold his comments
CG raises hand again.
Teacher tells him to sit quietly
CG decides he can't hold it in
anymore
CG: "so does this apply to
elders too? or does this even matter?"
Teacher: "Elder, that was not
appropriate, and you need to be silent or I'm going to tell you to leave."
Ha. Awkward.
So he starts whispering to his
comp, who keeps telling him to shut it, and telling him that he didn't need to
be here because he already knew it all, and he was here because he needed to
show his example with everyone, and he was going to bear his testimony and blah
blah blah. The dude was rambling. He then decided to look at me, and say quite
loudly, that he could tell I had the spirit and I needed to get up and do what
it was telling me to do right now. I was confused. He continued whispering and
it kept getting louder. To the point when a Hermana turned around and told him,
very politely, to please be quite so she could listen. He didn't like that. He
started saying something sassy back when an awesome Hermana in the row in front
of us turned around, and told him to be quite. In a very forceful way. He
really didn't like that. He stands up, and freaking starts waving his arms
around and yelling about how he wanted to be an example and just needed to
share his example with everyone. The teacher tells his comp to take him out,
which he stands up and starts pushing him out. The crazy guy resisting every
push. Yelling about his example. But the best part, was right as his comp was
giving him the final shove out the door, he throws both arms up in the air, and
shouts "I JUST WANNA PREACH THE GOSPEL!!" lolz too funny.
Then he snapped and tried to attack
his comp in the hallway. Afterwards, our district walked by a window of the
chapel and saw the crazy guy like trying to escape, and a bunch of elders come
in and shove him against the wall haha. He got sent to a psych ward. Probably
one of the funniest things I've witnessed in my life haha.
In other news, James Olsen is here
in the MTC with me, we get to play volleyball together like yesterday.
Well my comp keeps looking at me
and I think that means he wants to leave soooo..
Luvs you all
Elder Harrison